The Oath Of The Long-Haired Cat

I, [insert name] do solemnly swear to uphold the duties entrusted to me by virtue of being a long haired cat:

I promise to fulfill these duties as the opportunities present themselves to the very best of my ability.

Signature [add pawprint]                 Signed this ______ day of_______, 19__

(Author is Traci Jones.... first printed in the Cat Fancier's Journal, Summer/Fall 1996 issue.)


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Barbara Petersen, February 1999 barb@velvet.com